no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
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It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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