I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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