My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
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i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
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I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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