How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
we should paint friendship bongs
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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