I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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