just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
farters have to be the big spoon...
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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