you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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