smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
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