yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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