do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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