You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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