I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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