i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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