I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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