some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
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dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
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im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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