we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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