Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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