i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I am mentally ready for anal.
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