He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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