ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
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Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
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