I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
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She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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