so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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