so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Porn is love you can see.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
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How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
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I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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