Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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