me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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