yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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