singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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