You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
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Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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