I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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