I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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