He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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