He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
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come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
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I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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