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An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
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Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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