Christians are straight up FREAKS
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Randomize
