God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Semen is not good for contacts.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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