guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
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We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
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