Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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