i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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