All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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