just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
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