Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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