Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
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There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
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LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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