you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
This is my gift to your gina
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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