11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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