awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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