dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
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Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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