what ever happened to devon sawa?
i'm really worried about him.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
you would pick up someone in the library
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my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
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And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.