a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
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the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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