I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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