She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
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I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
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After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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