do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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