so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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