GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
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I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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