It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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